[turboheaven] catchall for ali

[jiaohua]

they held hands so they ARE friends now

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[smokeandglasses]

[Well yeah, he lives with the guy- I mean.]

Well that's not a fair comparison. Nobody of any size intimidates me.

[jiaohua]

No one at all?

[smokeandglasses]

Not anyone I have seen yet.

[jiaohua]

How impressive.

[smokeandglasses]

It's hard to be scared of any of them here anyway. They all stripped down so easily after one request.

[The secret is that he thinks big, buff men are attractive and he's not scared of what he's attracted to.]

[jiaohua]

...it was a reasonable request, really. We were trying to catch a murderer.

[...]

And even then they kept the important parts covered up.

[smokeandglasses]

[...]

In most cases it would have been a flawed test. Someone who has committed a crime wouldn't willingly submit to a search that would catch them.

[jiaohua]

Mm... we did have enough people refusing that Sir Jing Yuan could have refused as well and blended right in. Perhaps he thought if he cooperated and offered to show the parts that he knew would be unharmed, we would not ask to see the others.

[smokeandglasses]

There is that. But everyone has their secrets they want to keep hidden. I don't think many people will be cooperative going forward regardless.

[He'll help but he will never strip willingly. He's got his own secrets to keep.]

[jiaohua]

It would be preferable if there was no need for them to be cooperative or uncooperative, moving forward.

[if she has to do another trial she will simply perish.]

[smokeandglasses]

...there's that too, yes.

[He sighs.]

Is this what heaven is truly supposed to be like?

[jiaohua]

It does not feel like it to me.

[smokeandglasses]

I wonder if there's any chance we ended up in hell instead.

[It's honestly where he expected to end up, if his life didn't end in nothingness.]

[jiaohua]

That is a very grim thought.

[smokeandglasses]

...it is, yeah. I'm sure there's plenty of people here who don't deserve going to hell.

[jiaohua]

...do you think that you do? Is that why you asked?

[smokeandglasses]

Well, I'm a nonbeliever, and I was under the impression that you had to be a believer to get into heaven.

[So, by process of elimination, yeah. He figured that if any afterlife existed he would be going to the bad place.]

[jiaohua]

...is it inherently sinful, not to believe?

[smokeandglasses]

Not sinful, no. But if one doesn't believe in the effectiveness of herbal healing, one wouldn't expect to be in an herbalist's house of care.

[jiaohua]

[she tilts her head to one side, considering that.]

...even so, herbal medicines are very effective. If something happened to someone who did not believe in them, and someone found them who did believe, it is only natural that they would take them to an herbalist, no?

[smokeandglasses]

...okay, maybe that's a bad example.

[Instead of admitting she has a point he'll just say that.]

[jiaohua]

Do you have a better one, then?

[smokeandglasses]

...not really.

[He could explain that modern medicine is far different from the herbalists of the past, but he does not know enough about modern medicine to explain any of this. So he passes on it.]

[jiaohua]

I thought not.

[smokeandglasses]

[He is quiet for a moment as he looks more and more peeved before finally speaking again.]

Anyway, the point still stands: I didn't expect to end up here, and I'm likely to not be the only one.