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su waner ([personal profile] jiaohua) wrote2025-02-17 06:02 pm

[turboheaven] catchall for adolphe

i know like nothing about adolphe other than that he's from a canon where every other character in rp has terrified me
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't even think twice when he says: ]

That's impossible unless we get rid of this tree.

[ He looks at this tree and is like... naw... that ain't happening. People will be people. ]
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-23 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ remembers the angels saying at trial that they tried cutting it down to no avail

me and my homies hate this tree
]

Should we pick all the apples that grow on this tree and dispose of them somehow?

[ So that there aren't any apples to pick. ]
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-25 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The chainsaw happened with the reveals too... glad to see they're working on it

Adolphe reaches up and picks another apple. Then another. One more.

...
]

It feels like I'm wasting food.

[ feels bad, man ]
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-26 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like it won't do anything for people who haven't done anything terrible, so maybe we can make...

[ He thinks about this real hard. ]

Apple... shakes? Is that what they're called.
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
People put fruits into a blender, which shreds them with high power and turns them into juice and pulp.

[ He learned a lot from the am*zon selections on that Wednesday... ]

It shouldn't be so hard.
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-27 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah!! Murder apple shakes!!! ]

If it's too high of a reach, I can get them instead.
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-27 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it. It's fine.

[ Look, he's not going to call her short or make fun of her for her height... ]

It looks like we're almost done.
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-27 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's intended to be something a little on the sweeter side, so I'll adjust the flavors as we go.

[ i guess adolphe will die still thinking that they're shakes ]
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[personal profile] chrysanths 2025-02-28 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good to me. Are you partial to sweets?